English literature:poem,prose and drama ادبیات انگلیس شامل:شعر-داستان و...



What has three hands but only one face?

- A clock.

 Why is the letter "E" so important?

- Because it is the beginning of "everything"!

 When can you have someting and nothing at the same time in your pocket?

- When you have a hole in your pocket!

Where can you always find money?

- In a dictionary.

 Why do fish live in water?

- Because cats cannot swim!

 What is black when it is clean, and white when it is dirty?

- A blackboard.

 Why are grandpa's false teeth like stars?

- Because they come out at night!

What word is pronounced wrong even by native English speakers?

- The word "wrong"!

 What will make more noise in your house than a dog?

- Two dogs.

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